Construction Jokes

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 Construction Jokes – Humorous and Funny

This is the place to find Construction Jokes – Humorous and Funny – from the world of the Construction Industry. We will try to collect them from around the world and try and bring a bit of fun into the sometimes drab day of your average construction work.

Having worked in the industry for 30 yrs, I have to say I have had some real laughs.I will try to cover as many trades and subjects as I can find. If you have some funny jokes or funny story then send them into me and i will put them up on the page.



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