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Construction Jokes – Humorous and Funny

This is the place to find anything humorous and funny jokes from the world of the Construction Industry. We will try to collect them from around the world and try and bring a bit of fun into the sometimes drab day of your average construction work.

Having worked in the industry for 30 yrs, I have to say I have had some real laughs.I will try to cover as many trades and subjects as I can find. If you have a joke or funny story then send them into me and i will put them up on the page.

Warning – If you are easily offended, then please feel free to search other areas of

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